im just filled with hate and useless facts
Courfeyrac who snaps his fingers at people a lot and uses retro phrases like
“Neato!” and “far out!” and “like wow!”
Katie Bell aka flaming lesbian and Quidditch heart throb, frequently caught making out in the locker room by McGonagall
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
Have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
why are all personality tests like “what is ur attitude towards the Gays” son i am a Gay
Getting emotional about headcanons and AUs like
when you look into the mirror after a day at school
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.