dampsandwich:

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

vvorldwideweb:

i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh

growlithed:

andrewhussiesbosom:

IT’S 88 DEGREES WHY DID I WEAR THIS STRIPED SWEATER

because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

thefrogman: I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

letlove-bleedr3d:

lolyoureabitch:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT

I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.

EVEN WHEN I HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE I FORGET WHICH WAY THE L GOES AND PEOPLE HAVE TO REMIND ME

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

dean-man-of-feathers:

jardestiel:

kevinstoledeanspie:

hallucifer:

people who can eternally fuck themselves:

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and metatron

you forgot metatron

hey what about metatron 

yeah that’s a nice long list you got there going, but did you consider metatron 

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

hermseza:

My stomach is upset. I hope it wasn’t something I said.

asslube:

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～my anger grows every day i’m going to end up killing someone