WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
IT’S 88 DEGREES WHY DID I WEAR THIS STRIPED SWEATER
because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
EVEN WHEN I HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE I FORGET WHICH WAY THE L GOES AND PEOPLE HAVE TO REMIND ME
Why would you ever
This is just wrong…
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
people who can eternally fuck themselves:
you forgot metatron
hey what about metatron
yeah that’s a nice long list you got there going, but did you consider metatron
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
My stomach is upset. I hope it wasn’t something I said.