this planet sucks nothing works. the Volcanoes dont work like 1/10 of them work. the ocean is poorly lit. the dryers in public washrooms dont do shit. im sick of this place
she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT
i didn’t download all this bullshit for three notes
i am dying
"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.
occupation: the family disappointment
pay for my college tuition and i’ll rate your blog lol
all my friends hate me and i hate them
officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest u please step out of the vehicle
what if they printed books with glow in the dark ink, so you could stay up past your bedtime reading, but it wouldn’t have to use a flashlight so it wouldn’t be so obvious
the future is now
someone help me think of something witty to put as my instagram bio
PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.