"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain.
Kids Bop (Anaconda): My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done!
Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.
that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember
if both beyonce and hermione granger id as feminists why wouldnt you
courf getting enjolras a camp half blood t-shirt because enjolras is a demisexual demiromantic demiboy and courf decides that therefore he must also be a demigod
yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once
Snape (a teacher in his 30’s) starts off his first ever lesson with Harry (an 11 year old student) by mocking him for his unwanted fame and asking him unreasonable questions he knows he won’t know the answer to in order to make him feel stupid and embarrassed. He ends the lesson by suggesting that…